COVERED IN BUBBLEGUM!

A man much wiser than me once gave me the very sound advice of, 'when you're up to your nose in shit? Don't open your mouth'.

AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME

Happy dia de los muertos, gringos.

I would like to take this time to point out that Jesus, contrary to popular belief did not know kung fu.

He was a grand master of Jew Jittsu, however.

When I die, I want a DDR machine constructed directly on top of my grave. Way I figure, I'm going to piss a few people off between then and now, so. If they're still a bit raw with me, they can dance upon my grave.